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GERMAINE: Jeez, I hate looking for new glasses. It's like trying to pick out a whole new face...

PILZ-E: OH, YEAH WITH THE NEW FACES GONE CHANGED AND THE EYES OF THE DEAD MAN SEE
THROUGH YOUR HEAD OF LIES IN THE APPENDAGE OF A NEW BRAIN CASE.

GERMAINE: Right, whatever... I'm just glad my eyes haven't gotten worse since my last check-up.

PILZ-E: MY LAST CHECK-UP WITH THE DOCTORS, THEY SAID THAT I HAD A STIGMATA IN MY EYES.
STIGMATA IS BAD...

GERMAINE: You mean astigmatism...

PILZ-E: NOPE, IT'S A STIGMATA WITH THE BLEEDING OF THE EYES AND THE RETINA GONE CRAZY
SWIRLY WITH THE TWITCHY OF BLOODY RED CORNIA... CORNY CORNY.

GERMAINE: I think you're getting it all mixed up.

PILZ-E: ARE YOU SAYING I'M A LIAR WITH THE FALSENESS OF FICTIONESS AND THE STATEMENTS UNTRUE?

GERMAINE: No, I'm saying that I think you have the two terms mixed up. Astigmatism is an eye condition known as a refractive error. That just means it causes a disturbance in the way that light rays are focused within the eye. A stigmata is spontaneous manifestation of bloody wounds on a person's hands, feet, forehead and back, similar to the wounds inflicted upon Jesus during the crucifiction.

PILZ-E: I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE OF STIGMATA AND THE ASTIGMATISM WITH THE EYE AND I
HAVE THE STIGMATA IN THE EYE.

GERMAINE: Fine, whatever.

PILZ-E: JESUS WAS COOL WITH THE POWERS AND THE HEALING AND THE FORGIVING THE
STUPID PEOPLE. OH, I FORGIVE YOU STUPID PEOPLE! WHOOO, WAIT A SECOND ....SEE?....STIGMATA IN THE EYE!!!

GERMAINE: Ew, that's f***in' gross.

PILZ-E: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY GENETIC DISABILITY....

PILZ-E: THIS WOULD REALLY HURT IF I WASN'T LOADED UP ON THE PAIN KILLERS.